WMC 07 *sigh* Many fond memories– Dancing on our balcony at the Sagamore Hotel on South Beach to Richie Hawtin, the king of minimal techno, at 2 in the afternoon in my pajamas….room service, sunrises, sunsets, pool parties, pina coladas, lap dances…

If you’re going this year, take a moment to relax (easier said than done during WMC) at the Standard Hotel and Spa. I highly recommend it– infinity pool, hot tub, sauna, massage, delicious organic meals, $65 pitchers of mojitos, and Miambient –“a chilled-out event aimed at awareness-raising and even holistic healing.” Last year, my friends Psylab played Miambient and it was one of my absolute highlights. It’s a very chill vibe. Even the most experienced party professional needs a Yang chaser to go with that generous dose of Yin.

Unfortunately, despite all my best efforts, I am unable to attend this year’s WMC in Sexy Miami. The best cure for seasonal depression is sunshine, electronic music, ocean breezes, bikinis, and dance floors galore. Instead, I’ll be getting my jollies researching and mid-term paper writing. Next year, for sure!

For those party peoples on their way this week, please please please don’t deny yourselves the chance to check out the unstoppable DJ Craig Mitchell. He’s performing at three events. And while you’re dancing-sweaty-nasty-funky-gasping for breath-begging Craig for more, stop for a hot second and listen out for Mikey Beatz’ The Tunnel, just released on Slanted Black Records. It’s hot hot hot!

I’m oh-so-jealous of all you disco fiends this week. Do me a favor and bump n grind yo ass extra hard for me, pretty please. I’ll see you all on the dance floor sometime in the near future — Promise.

xo

Zo

He has risen! He has risen indeed!

Mark 15:21 – 16:8

Mikey Beatz and I have been working very hard to bring you one of the best dance parties around— Introducing SpinSpinThursdays at the Leopard Lounge in the East Village.

Mark Thursday, April 10th down on your calendars! The theme: FUCK REHAB: Come Dressed As Your Best Mess. Festive attire is encouraged. There will be a prize for the most creative costume. I just know your inner Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Robert Downey, Jr., Eddie Van Halen, Pete Doherty, and Lindsey Lohan are just dying to break free!

While this theme is a parody, poking fun of all of the starlets and rockstars of late who can’t seem to get their recovery on, it is also a fundraiser for the Harm Reduction Coalition, “a national advocacy and capacity-building organization that promotes the health and dignity of individuals and communities impacted by drug use.”

DJs Deep ‘n Sexy (Gruv Muzik) from Boston will be gracing us with their presence alongside NYC’s own DJ Nutritious. They’ll be busting out sexy house music all night long. Featured artists– Laos Fois, Jaz Graf, Sonia Ko– will be showcasing their art and donating work to the raffle/fundraiser. 2 for 1 Britney Smears Shots will be served, too! Oh, and NO COVER.

So please join us as we dance, collaborate, and fundraise the night away!

xoxox,
Mz. Zoe Wilder

Whether you’re downing your daily dose of raspberry flavored Emergen-C or taking a luscious juicy orange to your lips— Vitamin C is where it’s at. Word on the street is that “Vitamin C has been shown to boost libido and increase fertility.

Sexy Chef Mike, aka DJ Nutritious, is hot on this tip and then some. Check it!

My suggestion is a tall frosty flute of Organic Peach Bellini. Toast to ravenous libidos and citrus kisses.

xo,

Zo

Nothing stands between me and my Jameson…

Photo credit: Michelle Talich

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